Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Q. Why did the Rooster cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q. Why didnt't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he didn't have any guts!
Puns
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
Send Dusty your favorite jokes, and he might post them on here!
A. To get to the other slide!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Q. Why did the Rooster cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q. Why didnt't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he didn't have any guts!
Puns
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
Send Dusty your favorite jokes, and he might post them on here!